Congratulations! (or rather “congratulations”!) This is me, Simon Strong, and you have found the blugh of the world’s most obscure experimental novelist (emphasising the ‘mental’ and ‘novel’). I’m not the porn star, or the art star, or the ex-FT journo., or the anything else with that name. However, I have written some books, made some records and some films and then done some other stuff that’s none of your business. Also, I invented the eponymous industrial-strength lager, machine intelligence and a popular HTML tag. I was even in the Valiant comic in the 1970s.
This site is like an omphalos ya dig so check the crappy protodelic clip-art below for things to take home with you. And remember! Like they used to say in Battle Picture Library: Aiiiiiieeeee!
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